Classic Car Jokes : Read the classic car jokes in this section

A man went into a garage and said "Have you got a wiper blade for my 'classic'?" The Garage owner took a look outside on the forecourt at the half completed project and replied "OK. Seems like a fair deal".

A man went into a garage and said "Have you got a wiper blade for my 'classic'?" The Garage owner took a look outside on the forecourt at the half completed project and replied "FOR THAT. You must be joking!".

How do you double the worth of your restoration project? Fill up the petrol tank.

How do you half the worth? Buy some more parts.

"My wife phoned me just before the autojumble, and she said, "I've got water in the carburetor." I was suitably impressed I asked, "where's the car?" she said, "in the river."

I was in out in my Austin Healey the other morning when my boss rang up and told me
"You've been promoted". And I swerved.
And then he rang up a second time and said "You've been promoted again".
And I swerved again. He rang up a third time and said, "Now ... you're managing director".
And I drove into a tree. Then a policeman came up and said, "What happened to you?"
And I said, "I careered off the road".

The police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.

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