What kind of car does a lady in a pantomime drive? - A dame-ler.
A bobby pulled over a classic car driver and
said, 'I'm arresting you for going through three red lights.'
'Yeah, well, I'm colour blind,' said the motorist.
'In addition to that, you were exceeding the speed limit,' said
'So what?' said the motorist.
'And on top of all that you were going the wrong way down a
one-way street,' added the officer.
'I always did have a lousy sense of direction,' said the motorist
with a smile.
At that point, his wife leaned forward from the back seat and
said, 'Don't pay any attention to him, officer. He always talks
like this when he's had a few drinks.'
Why did the Classic Car Owner install a rear
window heater even though it wasn't an original factory feature?
So his family could keep their hands warm when pushing!
How do you half the worth? Buy some
Five surgeons are taking a coffee break...
1st surgeon: "Accountants are the best to operate on because when
you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
2nd surgeon: "Nah, librarians are the best. Everything inside
them is in alphabetical order."
3rd surgeon: "Try electricians! Everything inside THEM is colour
4th surgeon: "I prefer lawyers. They're heartless, spineless,
gutless and their heads and their butts are interchangeable."
5th surgeon who has been quietly listening to the conversation:
"I like British car restorers... they always understand when you
have a few parts left over at the end."
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